My dear fellow creatures! I read carefully the letters which you guys sent to each other.Please don't be upset,there's nothing that men don't dare to do,even reading the other's letters illegally!

Although each of you has your own thinking,but in general,all of those letters were written to condemn human race,to accuse us,to show dissapointment in the glorious word "men"!My cute fellows!I don't want to prove anything,not to defend us.That's totally right that men've been doing a lot of bad-bloody nasty things,and our ways to treat you is just small examples:Killing sharks for fins,hunting whales for meat,tigers for fur and bones,... and so many!!!!!!But please,understand us!There's 1 reason for us to be like that:Being human is so miserable!!!!!!

You only see us when we kill you,beat you,shoot you,chop your body parts off,cook you but have you ever seen us in other positions?With my inteligence and the knowledge of an elementary school-graduated man,i can confirm with you easily that in some of those positions,men look even worse and so much more miserable than the animals!

Your life is so simple!Walking around,hunt down the other ones to eat or eating grass,sometimes when you feel happy you just need to shout or having fun together a little bit,find the "other half" in mating season then born some little ones,....blah blah,that's all and that's all!

But do men eat grass?Do men eat worms?Do men hunt and eat raw meat by claws and tooths?Hell,no!!!!!We eat rice,breads,pizzas,soups,hamburgers,spagetti,Peking ducks,sushi,salad,olive,ham,sausages...Those things need to be bought(or at least,the materials to make them and even in the case we take them from the others by violence like you animals,we need to buy weapons for that,too)!AND WE NEED MONEY TO BUY!!!!!And how to get money?We get money by working!But unfortunately,with a lot of people,even working like animals they still don't have enough money to eat!Foods only come hard!

I also have seen a lot of people who tried to live a simple- wild life like you animals in the wild,to prove that men can live a happy,free and no stress life with nature.Result?Well, very few were successful(and some were forced to live that life successfully,Robinson Crusoe for example).The rest:Some died trying,some tried for a while then gave up and get back to civilization like heroes and said(for example):"I tried and realized that we,human race can't live in the wild alone and we only can live in our own society for long term.But i also saw the bad things happening out there to nature,so now i decide to create an organization dedicated to protect and save wild boars,wild buffalos,wild bulls,crocodiles, elephants,snakes from killing for meat&skin,to protect the coral reefs- marine wildlife, to against the destroying of rainforests for coffee&rubber planting as well as urbanization for luxurious tourism !And of course,please help me to give a special thank to my extremely good-heart sponsors who really give a damn about the future of our planet !They 're the leaders in such industries:Cars,rubber,coffee,fast food,real estate,leather fashion,oil,seafood restaurants and 5- stars hotels.Without their funding,my awesome idea only exists......in words!My organization is also an "undoubted evidence" for their responsible contribution to conserve the green Earth! Hell,yeah!!!!!!" (claps,claps,claps,....)

And animals don't need to wear anything,either!For your whole life,you just being naked or wear fur.No one can say a damn thing or a comment about that.There's no any animal was called "naughty" ,"crazy", "sexy" ," lush" or "a whore" for that!:)But we're damn different!:( We just wear little clothes for a while then trouble comes.The world'll say that we wanna make scandals to be famous,to look for sex mates,to have a big career for Playboy or to be a candidate for Presidency in the name of "Women's rights and liberation" parties/"Gay's rights" parties(to be more specific,i read on a newspaper that there're women protesting to have the right to let their chest naked like men when they want,and there're gays protesting to have the right to wear bikinis-thongs like women on the beach and swimming pool) !:D And we can't survive without clothes like you,either.Human's body was not designed to live naked in the wild,a lot of things can kill us easily for that!:)

And so we need clothes for a whole life.And like you already know,we need money to buy clothes,too!By the way,there're a lot of my fellow human being out there who say that we don't need money for modern clothes and we can make traditional-natural clothes like our ancestors in the prehistoric days easily but i'm sure of you animals that a lot of those chaps can't do that for real !And those people forget that our ancestors wore animal's furs and skins like clothes!

You also can live everywhere in the wild,but men need houses,shelters,luxury apartments,pen houses,castles,mansions,.....Even when we wanna piss,we need a small room called "rest room" or "toilet",although sometimes we also piss on the streets but only when the police doesn't see us!:( But(once again like many times,the terrible word "but") for you,you can piss everywhere,no any police or "environmental/cultural security force" will arrest you for that!Life is extremely not fair,heh! And even a normal house is super expensive.We also need to buy things for the toilet,and those things don't come cheap or free(except when you have a sponsor called Geberit ;) Brutal money problem again,NOTHING IS FREE IN MEN'S WORLD!Please always remember that for us,the creatures of misery!!! :_(

These things which we have to pay for by money are only a few examples!There're so many things we have to pay in life:Insurance,tax,health care,entertainment,education....Even in war and death(things that very few creatures like and enjoy),we also have to pay for things called "weapons and coffins"!You animals don't have to pay for any,right?You just fight by your teeths and claws,then lay down and dead wherever you want.But we have to pay for a box to put our dead body in then bury it into the ground,or to pay for 1 thing called "nuclear bomb" that can whip out half of the Earth in some minutes!!!!! It sounds so intelligent,civillized,heh?Or it sounds so stupid,unnecessary,wasteful and miserable?I think the second one is the answer,my dear fellow creatures!We even have to work like hell to pay for things we hate most!!!!! :(

Buy-buy-buy,pay-pay-pay,money-money-money,...Those sounds always appear in our head everyday,make us crazy sometimes!If you animals are crazy,you just run,attack each other or shout loudy.But for us,even when we're crazy,we still have to smile,have to be polite and never stop buying, payment and working for money.THAT'S A GIANT TRAGEDY FOR HUMAN RACE!

Money and working are not the only miseries of us,either!Have you ever exprerienced traffic jam?Traffic acident?You don't need to worry if there's chemistry in food or not,melamine in milk or not,or about debt to bank,mother in law-father in law, gifts for wife/girlfriend,driving license,house renting paycheck,tax,vote which politician,joining which political party,follow(or even die for) which religion or not,how to fight global warming and save the Earth,oil's price,...blah blah.There're endless of things like sand in the ocean that men have to care about!

My lovely animals!

Human race live with that endless list of miserable things for their whole life.So if they become selfish,greedy,brutal and stupid then please don't be suprised,my lovely animals!Instead of that,forgive them and take pity on them!

I'm not trying to defend my own race and what we've been threating you,my beloved animals! But please understand that there're people are crying for what they've done or doing,just because they're so POOR AND MISERABLES!They have to kill you brutally to save their own ass and feed their own stomach!There's a truth that we can't deny:Poverty and nature conservation never meet each other ,and in this modern era it's really getting worst!Conservation is only possible in rich-already developed communities of human race! :( So as long as there're still poor human being,they'll keep killing you,my animals!I'm so sorry,my dears!But if you've ever read "Les misérables" of Victor Hugo,you'll understand that not all poor-miserable people become Jean Valjean,they also can become Thénardier.And sadly,the second case is always the more possible one!

To condemn,to have a rage,a fued with human race is a very easy thing.Without animals,the history of men is already the history of wars,rage,conflicts,condemnation,...between men!Nothing new!To love us,to share pain with us,to understand us is the real difficult thing!But if the dogs can do that, i think the other animals can do that,too!!!!!

In the letters,you animals discussed about the equality.You said that due to the violence of equality,men treat animals so bad and cruelty!Oh my lovely animals,there's no such thing as a perfect equality in real life(or maybe the word "equality" itself doesn't really exist)!Speaking only the relationship between men,it's already imperfect.Life is unfair and imperfect,heh!Don't be naive,my lovely ones! :(

But please don't be upset and pessimistic.Despite of the problems of human race(the problems that we'll never can get rid of or fix),the number of men who really care about and respect animals are increasing everyday like hell!And maybe 1 day,when i have enough food to eat and enough money to live,i'll use my hunting gun to protect you.I'll become a forest ranger,not a hunter anymore!But as long as my life keep being like this,i have to kill you and kick the ass of anyone who tries to stop that!Otherwise,life will kill me!!!!!:(

Love you so much and please be with me on the tough road to a better world for all of creatures walking the Earth!

Speaking on behalf of fishers,whale hunters,shark hunters,loggers,wild animal traders and restaurant owners!

Your friend

A POOR HUNTER